jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

(via d-i-y-orgasms)

"Yes, I do enjoy walking at night. The world’s more to my liking then, not so loud, not so fast, not so crowded, and a good deal more mysterious."
- Cornelia Funke (via royaru)

(Source: hellanne, via friggindonovan)

mosswitch:

arcanacat:

allthingshyper:

breelandwalker:

Fellow busty ladies, help me out here.

Am I the only one who rests stuff on her boobs occasionally, as though my bosom were a magnificent curved shelf?

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It’s just that they’re so darned convenient…

Nah, I do it too sometimes

My phone is on mine right now actually…

My cats fight over who gets to sit on mommy’s chest and smother her in fur when she tries to look down.

"The greatest compliment that was ever paid me was when someone asked me what I thought, and attended to my answer."
- Henry David Thoreau (via mayahansens)

(Source: b-oomer, via thrashersgame)

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

(via tegernakospirit)