Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
(via d-i-y-orgasms)
(Source: hellanne, via friggindonovan)
Fellow busty ladies, help me out here.
Am I the only one who rests stuff on her boobs occasionally, as though my bosom were a magnificent curved shelf?
It’s just that they’re so darned convenient…
Nah, I do it too sometimes
My phone is on mine right now actually…
My cats fight over who gets to sit on mommy’s chest and smother her in fur when she tries to look down.
(Source: b-oomer, via thrashersgame)